Crap Towns / Brent / Public toilets
How many public toilets are there in Brent?
In Brent, 37 public toilets are mapped (October 2026): 1.1 per 10,000 people, 31% lower than the typical town's 1.6.
Brent's public loos on an event night are any hedge on the way to the station.
| Town | Distance | Toilets per 10,000 people |
|---|---|---|
| Westminster | 9.0 km | 6.4 |
| Camden | 7.8 km | 3.9 |
| Borehamwood | 11.3 km | 2.5 |
| Kensington and Chelsea | 8.3 km | 2.2 |
| Hammersmith and Fulham | 7.8 km | 1.6 |
| Barnet | 7.5 km | 1.2 |
| Islington | 11.0 km | 1.2 |
| Haringey | 11.7 km | 1.2 |
| Brent | – | 1.1 |
| Ealing | 5.9 km | 1.0 |
| Harrow | 6.7 km | 0.7 |
| The typical town | – | 1.6 |