Crap Towns / Ascot / Anti-social behaviour
How bad is anti-social behaviour in Ascot?
The police recorded 3.7 anti-social behaviour incidents per 1,000 people a year in Ascot from September 2023 to August 2026, 74% lower than the typical town's 14.1. In the 12 months to August 2026 it was 4.3, up from 3.5 in the 12 months to August 2024.
Anti-social behaviour in Ascot wears a top hat and throws up in a hedge on the way to the station.
| Period | Here | Typical town |
|---|---|---|
| September 2023 to August 2024 | 3.5 | 13.7 |
| September 2024 to August 2025 | 3.5 | 13.9 |
| September 2025 to August 2026 | 4.3 | 13.3 |
| Town | Distance | Incidents per 1,000 people a year |
|---|---|---|
| Bagshot | 5.3 km | 14.5 |
| Camberley | 8.8 km | 13.5 |
| Egham | 7.2 km | 12.1 |
| Bracknell | 6.8 km | 10.4 |
| Windsor | 8.3 km | 9.3 |
| West End and Chobham | 6.8 km | 8.5 |
| Virginia Water | 5.8 km | 7.4 |
| Lightwater | 6.0 km | 5.6 |
| Crowthorne | 9.8 km | 5.5 |
| Old Windsor and Wraysbury | 9.0 km | 4.0 |
| Ascot | – | 3.7 |
| The typical town | – | 14.1 |