Crap Towns / Alexandria / Broadband
How bad is the broadband in Alexandria?
In January 2026, 0.1% of premises in Alexandria couldn't get superfast broadband (30 Mbit/s), 80% lower than the typical town's 0.5%. Every premises there could get 10 Mbit/s, the legal minimum. Gigabit broadband reached 89.2% of premises, about the same as the typical town's 93.8%.
| Broadband | Premises | Share | Typical town |
|---|---|---|---|
| Can't get 10 Mbit/s | 0 | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Can't get 30 Mbit/s | 4 | 0.1% | 0.5% |
| Gigabit available | 3,596 | 89.2% | 93.8% |
| Town | Distance | % that can't get 30 Mbit/s |
|---|---|---|
| Port Glasgow | 8.7 km | 2.1 |
| Dumbarton | 5.1 km | 0.7 |
| Erskine | 12.2 km | 0.6 |
| Greenock | 12.9 km | 0.6 |
| Clydebank | 14.1 km | 0.5 |
| Duntocher | 12.9 km | 0.2 |
| Balloch | 1.5 km | 0.2 |
| Bishopton | 10.6 km | 0.2 |
| Bonhill | 1.6 km | 0.1 |
| Alexandria | – | 0.1 |
| Helensburgh | 9.2 km | less than 0.1 |
| The typical town | – | 0.5 |