Crap Towns / Kirkwall / Public toilets
How many public toilets are there in Kirkwall?
In Kirkwall, 5 public toilets are mapped (October 2026): 6.8 per 10,000 people, 4.3 times the typical town's 1.6.
| Town | Distance | Toilets per 10,000 people |
|---|---|---|
| Lossiemouth | 142.4 km | 7.5 |
| Lerwick | 165.5 km | 7.5 |
| Kirkwall | – | 6.8 |
| Buckie | 145.7 km | 6.6 |
| Wick | 59.9 km | 5.8 |
| Forres | 157.9 km | 5.4 |
| Nairn | 164.8 km | 3.1 |
| Thurso | 54.4 km | 2.7 |
| Fraserburgh | 154.5 km | 2.3 |
| Elgin | 150.1 km | 2.0 |
| The typical town | – | 1.6 |