Crap Towns / Dover / Public toilets
How many public toilets are there in Dover?
In Dover, 11 public toilets are mapped (October 2026): 3.0 per 10,000 people, 1.9 times the typical town's 1.6.
Stuck in the port queue outside Dover long enough, lorry drivers make their own arrangements with an empty bottle.
| Town | Distance | Toilets per 10,000 people |
|---|---|---|
| Hythe | 17.3 km | 6.8 |
| Canterbury | 22.9 km | 4.5 |
| Deal | 11.4 km | 4.5 |
| Broadstairs | 27.6 km | 4.3 |
| Folkestone | 12.8 km | 3.8 |
| Ramsgate | 24.6 km | 3.1 |
| Dover | – | 3.0 |
| Herne | 27.9 km | 1.3 |
| Hawkinge | 10.0 km | 1.2 |
| The typical town | – | 1.6 |