Crap Towns / Chelmsford / Public toilets
How many public toilets are there in Chelmsford?
In Chelmsford, 10 public toilets are mapped (October 2026): 0.9 per 10,000 people, 44% lower than the typical town's 1.6.
Hylands Park hosted the V Festival, so Chelmsford has seen the worst toilets in Britain and lived.
| Town | Distance | Toilets per 10,000 people |
|---|---|---|
| Ingatestone | 10.5 km | 3.7 |
| Galleywood | 4.6 km | 3.1 |
| Maldon | 14.6 km | 2.6 |
| Witham | 12.8 km | 1.8 |
| Wickford | 14.6 km | 1.8 |
| Great Notley | 14.0 km | 1.3 |
| Runwell | 13.0 km | 1.2 |
| Billericay | 13.0 km | 1.2 |
| Chelmsford | – | 0.9 |
| South Woodham Ferrers | 13.7 km | 0.6 |
| The typical town | – | 1.6 |